Fuck buddy no card needed
Unless you are under the age of 11 or wearing a bathing suit,, DON’T wear whitey tighty's.
It still escapes all reasoning as to why they even make them in adult sizes. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night. Under no circumstances may two non-related men share a bed or anything which can be perceived as a mattress. In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it. A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil. The guy who wants something the most is responsible for getting it. If your friend says "Lick my nuts" as a way to put you down, don't try to be funny by saying "OK" and moving your head towards his crotch, two homosexual references in a row are just plain scary...
The code by which each and every man must and will follow. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility.
The code is for a man’s eyes only; any woman found guilty of reading the guy code will no longer be communicated with by any member of the male gender, unless rated an 8 or higher on the official scale of hotness, and offering a sexual favour for every rule she has read. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw". You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit! (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%) 6. Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza, but not both. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was. If a buddy has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it.
A common mind game is to make you believe that you don’t measure up.
But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean. If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything! No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser) 42. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary. No man shall spend more than 2 minutes in front of a mirror.
You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes. If you catch your girl messing around with your best friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any either. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention.
(exception: a girl may rank from 5-7, as long as there is oral sex involved). after being struck in the testicles with anything moving fast than 7 mph. In fact, there is no need bring notice to any body part which he may be sweating from. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object.
It can sometimes be difficult to tell the difference between someone who might be a little insecure or socially awkward from a person who is actively trying to manipulate you.
Here are some things to look for to help you figure it out.
We’ve all had at least one experience with a person like this, and their behavior can leave us feeling confused and manipulated.